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To be able to appreciate the following, you have first to know the Lord's
Prayer.......

Our Father who is in Heaven,
Hallowed by Thy name
Thy Kingdom come
Thy will be done on earth
As it is in Heaven
Give us this day our daily bread
And forgive us our trespasses
As we forgive those who trespass against us
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from evil
For thine is the Kingdom, the Power, and the Glory
Forever and ever.
Amen.




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Jesus' Dad's Name

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name? "

One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?"
A little kid said, "Verge."
Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"
The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking about Verge n'
Mary.''

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KIDS IN CHURCH
3-year-old, Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.


They were ready to discuss the last one.
The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was.
Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted,
"Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."
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After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I
wanted to stay with you guys."
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I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer

for several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat after me the lines from
the prayer.
Finally, she decided to go solo.
I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the
end of the prayer:
"Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail.
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way to
church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."

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Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting
together in church.
Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough.
"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,
"See those two men standing by the door?
They're hushers."

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'"
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
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A father was at the beach with his children
When the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to
the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.


The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to
their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite
all these people to dinner?"


Only JESUS can turn ........a MESS into a MESSage .......a TEST into a
TESTimony ....a TRIal into a TRIumph .......a VICTim into a VICTor